Twisted Lovely

(Source: coastwithme)

f89214:

ckings:

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other

I’m so done with this site omg

welcome to tumblr everyone

I like my men how I like final exams,

I don’t.

(Source: alpakanaitis)

maliciousmelons:

i had to come up with a cross of two animals for a class and i looked up gorilla bird

LOOK AT IT

praisekinks:

My doctor has decided to switch me from the regular version to the 500mg XR one for my bipolar disorder. I’ve heart awful things about it causing diabetes and obesity (and let’s not mention the tardive dyskynesthesia) 

I’m currently rather light (115lbs, 5’2”), and would not change that (except maybe to get thinner). 

Do you guys have advice on how to avoid putting on weight, and on how strong the effect on the appetite really is?

I put on 15 pounds. I am 5’1 and I used to be 110. I have to workout like mad every day even to see the tiniest weight reduction. I hate it, but the actual effect on my bipolar is incredible.

whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

….Hello…sir…

(Source: annicaspoon)

watchtheskytonight:

grantairees:

if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!

I DID THIS DURING OUR LANGUAGE ARTS DEBATE AND MY TEACHER SLOWLY GOT UP FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND WALKED BEHIND HER DESK AND THEN I GOT FREE CANDY FROM MY TEACHER

(Source: athelstn)